the pretty little site graphic Mike (a bit, a bit)
amanda baiting Darwin
head hacker (aka. 1337 h4x0r) Vanya
site lawyers residents of Battersea dog pound
møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by Vanya

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...