|the pretty little site graphic||Mike (a bit, a bit)|
|head hacker (aka. 1337 h4x0r)||Vanya|
|site lawyers||residents of Battersea dog pound|
|møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by||Vanya|
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...